Today I posted the pasties to RockerJewlz who won the competition last week. I was given the dreaded customs form to accompany the package at the post office. I couldn’t actually say, pasties on the form, could I?
Had the clerk been handsome, I might have, but instead, he looked like someone who might paid to see pasties before and who had eaten far too many meat pies, so I didn’t want him to have a heart attack. I wrote “craft project” and gave the slip back to him. “Sign there!” he said. Wow, I have to sign this thing!?! The words “Craft Project” stared up at me. Surely that would inspire interest (it would in me) what kind of craft project, hmmm… I didn’t want a customs inspector to open the package and lose one. There’s not much one can do with one pastie.
What wouldn’t arouse suspicion?
Brain wave! Dolls’ hats. And that’s what I wrote on the form. Don't you think they look like dolls hats? What would you have written? Would anyone have been brave enough to write pasties?
Tomorrow - pics from a Lilles adventure in France!